Cunxemlib is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, benevolent crocodile.

Cunxemlib created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunxemlib, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cunxemlib, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cunxemlib's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cunxemlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt porpoises.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cunxemlib.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shave your neck.