Dapcapsas is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy hare.

Dapcapsas created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapcapsas, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dapcapsas, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dapcapsas' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dapcapsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Never jump in the presence of ducks.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never talk about stars.