Mobgetcem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, humorless dingo.

Mobgetcem created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobgetcem, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mobgetcem, she will turn you into a frog.

Mobgetcem's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Mobgetcem's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mobgetcem.

2. Run away if nine ants approach from the north.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never wear shirts.