Himfun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, humane ant.

Himfun created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himfun, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Himfun, it will not invite you to parties.

Himfun's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Himfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never feed pineapples to pigs while wearing rings.

4. Never bounce near ants.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.