Yatquartsabrap is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, effective donkey.

Yatquartsabrap created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatquartsabrap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yatquartsabrap, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yatquartsabrap's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Yatquartsabrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple boots.

2. Always obey Yatquartsabrap's priests.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not take Yatquartsabrap's name in vain.