Sabpondog is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, annoying squid.

Sabpondog created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabpondog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sabpondog, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sabpondog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sabpondog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must love Sabpondog.