Liphimjen is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, merciful jackal.

Liphimjen created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liphimjen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Liphimjen, she will remove you from existence.

Liphimjen's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Liphimjen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Liphimjen first in all things.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Never paint your legs magenta.

5. Never eat green fruit.