Hudzagflagnilged is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, merciless salamander.

Hudzagflagnilged created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudzagflagnilged, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hudzagflagnilged, it will destroy your home solar system.

Hudzagflagnilged's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hudzagflagnilged's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near geese while wearing magenta jumpers.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Run away if four rats approach from the west.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.