Targfligaf is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless raccoon.

Targfligaf created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targfligaf, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Targfligaf, he will remove you from existence.

Targfligaf's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Targfligaf's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Never sprint in the presence of snails.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.