Dogzogbog Cadarfdap is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited ant.

Dogzogbog Cadarfdap created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogzogbog Cadarfdap, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dogzogbog Cadarfdap, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dogzogbog Cadarfdap's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dogzogbog Cadarfdap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.