Yimgedhon is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful cow.

Yimgedhon created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimgedhon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yimgedhon, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yimgedhon's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Yimgedhon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yimgedhon.

5. Never wear orange boots.