Badgatpig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, weak dove.

Badgatpig created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badgatpig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Badgatpig, he will come to you in dreams.

Badgatpig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Badgatpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.