Ligbegxin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omniscient naga.

Ligbegxin created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligbegxin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ligbegxin, he will send you a sign.

Ligbegxin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ligbegxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near snails while wearing orange shirts.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.