Ciphivsad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty dragonfly.

Ciphivsad created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciphivsad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ciphivsad, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ciphivsad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Ciphivsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Ciphivsad on top of all buildings.