Quaghendin is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, emotional chinchilla.

Quaghendin created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quaghendin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Quaghendin, he will destroy your favourite star.

Quaghendin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Quaghendin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Quaghendin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never run near pigs.