Cusstargrak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless hyena.

Cusstargrak created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusstargrak, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cusstargrak, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cusstargrak's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cusstargrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near porpoises while wearing blue boots and balancing five silicon spheres on your feet.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Cusstargrak in the centre of the settlement.