Raglatsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy ferret.

Raglatsaf created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Raglatsaf, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Raglatsaf, he will turn you into a slug.

Raglatsaf's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Raglatsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never laugh near manatees.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.