Kontamnel is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind centipede.

Kontamnel created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kontamnel, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kontamnel, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kontamnel's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Kontamnel's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Kontamnel on top of all buildings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Run away from yellow mice, for they are unholy.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Never eat coconuts.