Genteenpin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-powerful wren.

Genteenpin created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genteenpin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Genteenpin, it will turn you into a goat.

Genteenpin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Genteenpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Hide if nine horses approach from the east.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.