Hitjantif Wotbudzod is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthinking unicorn.

Hitjantif Wotbudzod created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitjantif Wotbudzod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hitjantif Wotbudzod, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hitjantif Wotbudzod's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Hitjantif Wotbudzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not take Hitjantif Wotbudzod's name in vain.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.