Pogdogfly is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust eagle.

Pogdogfly created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogdogfly, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogdogfly, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pogdogfly's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Pogdogfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill aardvarks.

2. Never laugh in the presence of dolphins.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always stare at clouds.