Flagdapqueeg Dogstigxin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, happy fish.

Flagdapqueeg Dogstigxin created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagdapqueeg Dogstigxin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flagdapqueeg Dogstigxin, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flagdapqueeg Dogstigxin's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Flagdapqueeg Dogstigxin's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must pray to Flagdapqueeg Dogstigxin four times a day.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Never think about stars.