Quagsinbag is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, fussy octopus.

Quagsinbag created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagsinbag, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quagsinbag, he will not care.

Quagsinbag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Quagsinbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help sick mites.

5. Ants are not to be trusted.