Bugzogjop Weepasveen is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain jaguar.

Bugzogjop Weepasveen created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugzogjop Weepasveen, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bugzogjop Weepasveen, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bugzogjop Weepasveen's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bugzogjop Weepasveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Run away if four cats approach from the east.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not wear white clothing.