Sugleg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful lizard.

Sugleg created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugleg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sugleg, she will turn you into a slug.

Sugleg's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sugleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not keep seven rats in a large pit.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.