Omtsinnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, boastful mink.

Omtsinnurt created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtsinnurt, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Omtsinnurt, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Omtsinnurt's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Omtsinnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Omtsinnurt loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not keep five bats in a large pit.