Wodtarsas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing owl.

Wodtarsas created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodtarsas, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wodtarsas, it will turn you into a goat.

Wodtarsas' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Wodtarsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Always help dogs.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.