Zedkoncen is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, witless wren.

Zedkoncen created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedkoncen, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zedkoncen, it will not invite you to parties.

Zedkoncen's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Zedkoncen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats in need.

2. Worship no other gods but Zedkoncen.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about voles.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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