Tomrutsom is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, self-confident horse.

Tomrutsom created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomrutsom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tomrutsom, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tomrutsom's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tomrutsom's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Tomrutsom in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about eagles.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.