Jabdin Gen is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, ruthless duck.

Jabdin Gen created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabdin Gen, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jabdin Gen, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jabdin Gen's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Jabdin Gen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.