Yatt Gebominvinyog Gantadgodfobortbesstail is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate giraffe.

Yatt Gebominvinyog Gantadgodfobortbesstail created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatt Gebominvinyog Gantadgodfobortbesstail, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yatt Gebominvinyog Gantadgodfobortbesstail, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yatt Gebominvinyog Gantadgodfobortbesstail's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Yatt Gebominvinyog Gantadgodfobortbesstail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Worship no other gods but Yatt Gebominvinyog Gantadgodfobortbesstail.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.