Xenrencad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, happy cat.

Xenrencad created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenrencad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xenrencad, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xenrencad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Xenrencad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Never hurt great tits.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.