Shavbig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying goose.

Shavbig created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Shavbig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Shavbig, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Shavbig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Shavbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near rats while wearing yellow hats and balancing seven platinum spheres on your face.

2. Do not keep six frogs in a large pit.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.