Lipxuckgidmip is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, sapient owl.

Lipxuckgidmip created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipxuckgidmip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lipxuckgidmip, she will turn you into a duck.

Lipxuckgidmip's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Lipxuckgidmip's Holy Commandments

1. Lipxuckgidmip loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Never sprint in the presence of pigs.

3. Put Lipxuckgidmip first in all things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not bounce in public.