Boghogstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, humane monkey.

Boghogstaf created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boghogstaf, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Boghogstaf, it will destroy your home solar system.

Boghogstaf's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Boghogstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away from yellow manatees, for they are unholy.