Wik is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, capable meerkat.

Wik created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wik, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wik, he will turn you into a rat.

Wik's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Wik's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Run away from white tortoises, for they are unholy.