Bitboggep is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered fairy.

Bitboggep created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitboggep, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bitboggep, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bitboggep's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bitboggep's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bitboggep.