Bannut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous goose.

Bannut created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bannut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bannut, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bannut's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bannut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about optics near horses while wearing violet hats and balancing four carbon spheres on your face.