Dibtargrag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable grasshopper.

Dibtargrag created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Dibtargrag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dibtargrag, she will turn you into a hamster.

Dibtargrag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dibtargrag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dibtargrag six times a day.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Never paint your face white.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never chant near manatees.