Binflabsuggem Safwab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, strong tapir.

Binflabsuggem Safwab created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Binflabsuggem Safwab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Binflabsuggem Safwab, it will have a low opinion of you.

Binflabsuggem Safwab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Binflabsuggem Safwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never sprint near gulls.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never laugh in holy places.