Lintigjin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unjust clam.

Lintigjin created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lintigjin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lintigjin, she will turn you into a duck.

Lintigjin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Lintigjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six doves in a large pit.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Never think ill of sick badgers.