Pangbestfit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented parrot.

Pangbestfit created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangbestfit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pangbestfit, he will turn you into a hamster.

Pangbestfit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pangbestfit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Pangbestfit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Pangbestfit loves moths, so they must be honoured.