Vinrawfun is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, quiet mole.

Vinrawfun created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinrawfun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vinrawfun, he will remove you from existence.

Vinrawfun's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vinrawfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.