Tafjarnmad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced cat.

Tafjarnmad created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafjarnmad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tafjarnmad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tafjarnmad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Tafjarnmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

5. Always help cats in need.