Dagflagtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous swan.

Dagflagtarp created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Dagflagtarp, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dagflagtarp, it will not invite you to parties.

Dagflagtarp's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dagflagtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Dagflagtarp loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Run away if nine doves approach from the south.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dagflagtarp.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about cell theory.