Ominmegsid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, sage yak.

Ominmegsid created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominmegsid, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ominmegsid, he will turn you into a snail.

Ominmegsid's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ominmegsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.