Armgutsit is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, egotistical hedgehog.

Armgutsit created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armgutsit, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Armgutsit, it will turn you into a rat.

Armgutsit's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Armgutsit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never bounce in the presence of swans.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always look after injured grasshopers.