Rullbetbod is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, omnipotent rat.

Rullbetbod created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Rullbetbod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rullbetbod, he will turn you into a puffin.

Rullbetbod's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Rullbetbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never write about spacetime.