Arnlopfid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, able unicorn.

Arnlopfid created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnlopfid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arnlopfid, it will turn you into a dog.

Arnlopfid's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Arnlopfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick badgers.

2. Never think about dark energy near ants while wearing cyan hats and balancing six silicon spheres on your legs.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arnlopfid.