Sisflatdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, cheerful centaur.

Sisflatdoss created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisflatdoss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sisflatdoss, she will cry a lot.

Sisflatdoss' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sisflatdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always obey Sisflatdoss' priests.

4. Never laugh in the presence of geese.

5. Never pour water over plants.